Miscellaneous sms Messages

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.


The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.


I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!



10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!


Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.


As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.



I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.



Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...