Miscellaneous sms Messages

As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.


I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message




My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ..


Keep the school clean ... stay home!



Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!


We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!


The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO



No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems