Marriage sms

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

* Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!


TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.


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?Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

?Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

?Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!



?Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

?The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...




?The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong.
She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do.
The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)