?The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman?Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West?The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher?I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann?I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
?I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker?When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry?Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin?Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus?By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
