Marriage sms

?An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie


?Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams


?A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.



?They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood


?There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood


?The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.



?A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman


?Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx


?After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi



?A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson