Marriage sms

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.


Husband: My wife has been lost what should i do?
Postmaster: Sir this is post office go to the police station for report.
Husband: What should i do i am so happy that i forgot everything.


Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws



Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!



It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.