Marriage Quotations

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.


Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.


Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.



"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. "


"Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. "


"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. "



"Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third."


"A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. "


"A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another." "



"Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. "