Marriage sms

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland


Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck


All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron



Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman


Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante



I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield


I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow


Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman



To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...