Marriage sms

To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.


To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!


Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"



You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.


May the best of your past be the worst of your future


Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!



May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment


To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!


Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.



May you grow old on one pillow.