put downs

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.


One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.


Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree



A donut short of being a cop


A few feathers short of a whole duck.


From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army?



Which village is missing its idiot?.


A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs


A few clowns short of a circus



A few beads short in her rosary.