put downs

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?


I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.


Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.



I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.



You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..


You! Off my planet!


See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.



Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?