Pick Up Lines

I wonder what our children will look like.


I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.



If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.


If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".


It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?



Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?


That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.



There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.