Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
