A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said,
"Because you came home early."
Sounds women make during sex.1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why do 90%of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
