FLIRT SMS

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS
from me!

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No
Wonder!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my
reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be
special to me.

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have
embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first
but 2 b ur last!

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday,
Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I
would be?

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u
an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of
me.