Jokes Messages

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.


A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by
a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were
growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite
them instead.

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god!


Lawyer’s fees
A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question?
Lawyer jokes
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
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99 percent lawyers are cunning, they give the rest a bad name

Hijackers' trick
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians. They called down to ground
control with their list of demands and added that if their demands
weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.


Define Politician: A person who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after that.
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Q. What's the difference between a politician and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Q. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A. His lips are moving.


“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???
Answer= Husband & Wife


U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.


The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”