Jokes Messages

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.


M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!
Wish you have nice day&
of course good morning


A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!



An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!


Piece of PHILOSOPHY :
Small things hurt a lot
Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..!


8 best moments in life
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!



Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.


Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”


Learn To Express Rather Than Impress
Expressing Evokes A “Me Too” Attitude
While
Impressing Evokes A “So What” Attitude
Feel d Difference



EveryOne wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow…
Without a little rain”