Text SMS Insults

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.



Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.


You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder



All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.


I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.


You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.



He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe


Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.


If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!



You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.