Text SMS Insults

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on


Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut


Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going



Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails


Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...


Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?



I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.


You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...


Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.


Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?