You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!


I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.


Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?



Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?


Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...


I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.



Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.


I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?


Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.



You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!