Text SMS Insults

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.


Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!


I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'



4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!


Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!



I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..


As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...