Indecent sms Jokes

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?


Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going



When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side


Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work


What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble



Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break


Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside


Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!



Two snakes meet each other..
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!