Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole… If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi… Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished. Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Na hum aids say dartay... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY Hand DAY
Wats similar betn. Tea &... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Wats similar betn. Tea & Woman?
Madrasi says- both R black.
Punjabi- both R hot & Strong.
Bengoli- both R sweet.
Marathi- UTHLA KI PAHIJE...
Q: What is the Similarity... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Q: What is the Similarity between VIAGRA n Government Offices?
Ans : Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain...
