Sex SMS Messages

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places


Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!



A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !


God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *


Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!



What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...


Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!


Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!



Sex is like Nike, just do it.