Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer
]support no matter what the circumstances are. Best
Friends are the people worth living for.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST.
AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW
THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
