As a failure, you are a great success.You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.As bright as Alaska in December.He's several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
He's so dense, light bends around him
She's one tit short of an udder
He'll be doing joined up writing next
Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected?He's a day late and a dollar short.
All Preparation, no H
