Happy New Year SMS Messages

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year,
but they really should be worried about what they eat
between the New Year and Christmas.


And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.


Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go,
for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.



Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.


Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.



A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out,
and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases
to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.


But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty?
I live
according to twenty-year-old habits.


I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day,
don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve,
smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system.
Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment,
in order to ease your
hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began
generally on January the second.



New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.
Unless, of course,
those tests come back positive.