Why did
the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate" What do
you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring Why can't
blondes be pharmacists? Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
What did
the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
What
are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No
business
Why did 18
blondes go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed
Two
blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read,
"Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home
Why did
the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!
Why do blondes
drive BMWs? Because they can spell it Q: Why did
the blonde try and steal a police car?A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
