Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left"So they turned round and went home.
Drink until she's cuteBut stop before the wedding!
Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken.The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.
He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
What's the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
?T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse
?Hw do U occupy an idiot?Press down - Press up!
?2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice.1st man says 'It's T least I cn do. We wr married for 25 years.'
?Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!
?Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.
