What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?Tarzipan!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Who is never hungry at Christmas?The turkey - he's always stuffed !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?Really, we had turkey!
This turkey tastes like an old settee.Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)
Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy?She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains...Because the average man can see better than he can think
What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men?Big foot has been spotted a few times
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?Ok you 2, don't start anything.
