How do you keep a blonde busy all day?Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet?The 1987 world hide and seek champion
What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?Go to the movies and sit in front of you
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell
Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?Because they are pigs
How many letters are in the Alphabet?Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?Some traffic signs say stop
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??Tell you later........
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
Never let a man's mind wander,It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
