When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassmentwhen a women talks dirty 2 a man, its ?3.95 per minute!
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funnywell...Enough about ME! How about you?
I Want triplets you want twins....Lets get in bed and see who wins
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
Drive carefully:90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
God made man and then rested,God made women and then no one rested
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?'The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'
