Genaral sms jokes

Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.


Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!


Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'



Girls think boys are fit.
Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.


How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer


There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!



The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think


Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no brains found


Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!



Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!