Genaral sms jokes

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.


Wht's T fastest cake in T world?
Sc1.


Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.



Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.


Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?
Take T pin out & throw it back.


Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.



I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her?
not screaming in terror like his passengers!


Spell hungry horse in 4 letters.
M T G G.


I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.



My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.