Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?Rev.
Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?He popped his clogs!
Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
Hw do U communic@e with a fish?Drop it a line.
Wht do elephants hv for dinner?An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches?Wi jammin.
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?A trifle.
Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?Trus2rthy.
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?Underlay! Underlay!
Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?2 moTrs-in-law.
