Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,Phool to khubsurat hote hai,Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum khokhar paresh
Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi
pakki samajh.
Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge?Santa : "A Cockroach"Banta: Why?Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf
Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya
EDUCATED Hua Zaman
HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAIAAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAIPAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAIMUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI
DETEKEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"
A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,I do not have the chance to see its face
carefully!"
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you been acting this way?Since I was a puppy!
How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
