I would
stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!dont pee
in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!lifes not
short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!I never
met a chocolate I never liked! Why are
blonde jokes so short?So men can remember them.
Why do men
like blonde jokes so much?Because they can understand them
How do
you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?Shine a flashlight in their ear.
What
does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up.
Why did the
blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills
Did you hear
about the blondeShe sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
