| Silly
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Maturity
is knowing when and where to be immature

All of
my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

if barbie is
so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I intend
to live forever- so far so good

Some
say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you
gonna drink that?"

Iv got 2 sit
down & work out where i stand!!!

Wen u
smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u
fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

people
ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down
there

Im a nobody..
nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

I didnt kiss
ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!