?As a
failure, you are a great success.?You
would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.?As bright as
Alaska in December.?He's
several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. ?He's
so dense, light bends around him ?She's one
tit short of an udder
?He'll
be doing joined up writing next ?Whose
brain will be donated to science and rejected??He's a day
late and a dollar short. ?All
Preparation, no H
