Police sms Jokes

?College letters other than I.O.U


?The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight


?You should request a refund from your university.



?Who's several apples short of a bunch?


?Whose doughnut is out of jam?


Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi



Police wala apne SON se. School se apka result acha nai aya is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band. Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro


1st frnd: Me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya.
2nd frnd:(Heart se)
Wo kaise?:
1st frnd: yar bill to 7000 ka bana th lekin me ne peae nai diey.
2nd: phir?
1st:phr kya hotel walo ne muje police k hawaly kar dya
or
police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agya.


i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom



I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss