Police sms Jokes

?He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
 Unknown


A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstien, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck
Tom Shale on Robin Williams


?If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
 Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono



?God does not play dice with the universe.
Albert Einstien


She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy.
 Dwight McDonald on Doris Day


?If you can't convince them, confuse them.
 President Harry S Truman



?Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
 W C Fields


He had the compassion of an icicle and the generosity of a pawnbroker.
S J Perelman on Groucho Marx


?Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Abbey Hoffman



?Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
 Don Rickles