Police sms Jokes

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


Never Fuck Police woman
Coz
She Said Stop And Hands Up
Never Fuck Naresh
Coz She Said Next Pls
But Always Fuck Tecahar
Coz
She Said Repit This 5 Times


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