Police sms Jokes

?Breasts like Granite and a brain like Swiss Cheese
 Billy Wilder on Marilyn Monroe


?The thief of bad gags.
 Walter Winchell on Milton Berne


I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born
Ronald Reagan



?He's proof that there's life after death.
Mort Sahl on Ronald Reagan


?The only genius with an IQ of 60.
 Gore Vidal on Andy Warhol


?He's so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier



?She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.
Joan Rivers on Bo Derek


?For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
 Bob Wells


?Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
Screen Tester on Fred Astaire



An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf.
Ross Perot on Dan Quayle