One Liners

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!


Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.


Sorry, I don't date outside my species.



Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.


The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.



Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.