Midleading sms

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LOADED IN MY HEART..Falak.kmk

i saw
sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful &
adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own
REFLECTION zaizo

Someone told
me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING Sammy

say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day Naresh

Which
Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

From
the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur
tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
]

He came
2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

In the
morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I
think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I
do not sleep because I am hungry.

Someday u may
lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u
will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

I had a wet
dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a
cliff!