Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.
Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?A: He was afraid of the other side.
Q: How does a racist pick his nose?A: From the mail-order catalogue.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
girls are like phones.we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
