Marriage sms

?I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward


?Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson


?The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge



?A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor


?A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne


?Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown



Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


?Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith


?There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran



?The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde