Text SMS Insults

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today


Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing


Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own



He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words


I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works



Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop



Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo


If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat


If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in



Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.