Genaral sms jokesw

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day
But I cdnt find NE.


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.


Y dnt lobsters shR?
Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger.
I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!


T jogger who overslept found himself running...
l@e.


A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.
I went over. Nobody was home.



Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?'
so T barman gave her 1.


2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married.
T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!


I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.



Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!