Erotic SMS Jokes

?Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER


?IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouthhuy


?Dear Mammy love annie
There was a young girl from Wick,
who asked her mum what's a prick,
her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and
jumps up and down till it's sick.



?Cock Sucker Detecotor
This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!


?Pink Vagina
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?


?Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood.
Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!



?Fuck for money
sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money


Wife in sexy mood lovingly offers: I wan2 hve a wild experience.
Tie me up & do whatever u want..
Excited, guy ties her up & screws the maid...!!

A famous prostitute died.
People were confused regarding what is 2 b written on her grave. It ws den finalisd n written...
AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE:-D



FUCK is the only word which can be used to express many feelings..
Revenge - Fuck u !
Request - Plz fuck off !
Failure - Im fucked !
Anxiety - What the fuck is happening ?
Anger - Get the fuck out of here !
Curious - How the fuck did u do that?
Pride - Im a fucking genius!
Victory - I have won that fucking competition !
Sad - Why the fuck does this happen to me ?
So enjoy fucking in every emotion....
Fuck man! This is amazing !